Monday, February 16, 2009

Proper Rules for Celebrating Presidents' Day

1. Have a party at a gay bar. Have a party at a gay bar. Have a party at a gay bar! Gay bar! Gay bar! Waawwww!!!

2. Sport pointy whiskers. Look handsome.

3. Wear stove pipe hat or hat with piping Stove Top.

4. Play with Lincoln logs. Eat Lincoln logs. Log Lincoln logs.



5. Chop off someone's wooden leg and then tell them about it.

6. Buy a wig for your wig and brain for your heart.


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