Thursday, March 19, 2009

Fake Poetry #4

Woman's skirt flies up
Woman's skirt flies up
Woman's skirt flies up
*Boi-oi-oing*
Fart on the baby
Fart on the baby
Fart on the baby
*Slide whistle*
Man gets stabbed in face
Man gets stabbed in face
Man gets stabbed in face
*Cuckoo clock sound*
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Chiste GRANDE!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Remember?! #3

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...those HORRENDOUS music videos from Bill Nye the Science Guy?!

Don't get me wrong, this was my favorite show as a kid and I learned a lot about weather and velocity thanks to these songs. However, watching them now gives me that same knot of embarrassment in my stomach that I would get when my mom would make my sisters and I wear matching pink jumpsuits to school.

Thank you to Steve for taking the time (and having the stomach) to compile all these videos on his YouTube profile. Much respect:
http://www.youtube.com/user/NyeTunes

*Note: I didn't want to get a still from the videos because they scare me. Instead is a picture of the coolest shirt I've ever seen, buy it here.