Potato Judge Ruling #1

CD layout designers:
What is your deal with tri-fold cds?! I'm paying for a CD, not some sort of treasure hunt, unfolding adventure here! I would like to open the CD and take out my cd. Don't EVEN get me started on quadro-fold CDs. we are music fans here, we don't have time to sit and unfold cd covers all day!

Proper Rules for Celebrating Presidents' Day

1. Have a party at a gay bar. Have a party at a gay bar. Have a party at a gay bar! Gay bar! Gay bar! Waawwww!!!

2. Sport pointy whiskers. Look handsome.

3. Wear stove pipe hat or hat with piping Stove Top.

4. Play with Lincoln logs. Eat Lincoln logs. Log Lincoln logs.

5. Chop off someone's wooden leg and then tell them about it.

6. Buy a wig for your wig and brain for your heart.

If I Were Prez...#2

Declare war on Axle Rose's nasty cornrows.



Either go back to looking like Toki from Metalocalypse or we arrest you. Your choice.