Fake poetry #2

Lily Allen, would you mind if I
borrowed your face?
I'll take good care of
it.

Fine, keep
it.
I'd only use it to score
dong.



Related link: Illusional, man

Remember?!...#1

News Radio!

Some prince has a bunch of News Radio episodes on his YouTube! Check it: http://www.youtube.com/user/apocalyptichybrid2

May I recommend "Flowers for Matthew"?

Sproingo

Best weekend ever.

count choculitis

What is it that REALLY convinces you to actually buy a product?
quality? price? nutritional content?
While I was standing in the grocery store, I had already put the Count Chocula in my cart because, chocolate, duh. Then I saw the front of the Frankenberry box and he just looked way funnier than that Count Chocula! That answers that.
Now another question:
Does eating neon cereal weird you out? Or does it make it more exciting for you to eat?
Frankenberry is totally hot pink.

This cereal is seasonal people, go get some while you can!