Film Reviews: past, present, & future #1

Harriet the Spy

i wanted to BE you, i STILL want to be you. i write down everything i see. the day i found out you weren't making a sequel, i cried. she is the reason i blog and don't talk about people behind their backs. this film is sure to warm your heart and make you dance (jungle boogie, come on now people)

i give this movie 5 outstanding tomato sandwiches: [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] !!!

Fake poetry #3

Hey foo', I'm not gay, foo'
Look foo', I'm in the park, I'm grabbin' my woman's ass, foo'
I'm not gay, foo'
If I was gay, foo', I would be grabbin'
some DUDE's ass
in
the
park