This movie had everything I love. Fantasy? Yes. Cool costumes? Yes. Filmed in the '80's? YES. George Lucas involvement? Yes. David Bowie?? YES! David Bowie's massive bulge?? YESSS!!!
But it also had stuff I didn't love. Freaky-ass puppets??? OH GOD, EVERYWHERE!!!
So I give this classic 4 out of 5 Bowie Bulges, with only one bulge subtracted because of my irrational fear of puppets.