You're playing Warped Tour for the 568th time. That's awesome. Seeing you perform is like visiting your cool grandpa and he tells you bad-ass stories of f-ing armageddon and burning Los Angeles. But that leads me to my point...L.A....you're not playing it. You're not playing the L.A. stop. You're from L.A. and you're not playing L.A. Uhhh...I don't get it. And to make matters worse, you're playing POMONA and VENTURA!! Yeah, pander to the two loser SoCal locations but ignore the one you are FROM! VenTURA?!?! Are you f-ing kidding me??! What, are you going to go to the yacht club afterwards?!? Or did you just want to feel the ocean breeze running through your...uh...fingers. Well?! L.A. is punk. Ventura is for fancy folk. And Pomona just makes fun of itself. Bad Religion, why? We love you...in spite of the fact that your lyrics sometimes hurt my feelings.
You know what, fine, don't come here. We have plenty of bad-asses playing and we don't need you. We have NOFX. So while you're thinking of new ways to incorporate "candy canes" into more songs, we'll be sweating our asses off in the Home Depot Center to 'Hot Dog in a Hallway.' But before you go, I'm curious...WHHERE do you GET OFF?!??!?!
Oh? How's it feel to have that anti thing going through your picture??! Not good, huh? Burrrn.
